The unsung hero of childhood, turning dental distress into dollar delights. Legend has it that this Tooth Fairy flutters into rooms, pilfering lost teeth from beneath pillows, leaving behind a token of appreciation (usually cold hard cash). Parents everywhere recount tales of this mystical figure to their wide-eyed children, painting images of a shimmering sprite with a peculiar penchant for baby molars and incisors.
The magic is so palpable that there’s even a National Tooth Fairy Day celebrated on August 22 to honor our beloved enamel enthusiast. While she might not have the same holiday clout as Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny, she sure knows how to make a toothless grin shine brighter!
So, what’s the deal with all the Tooth Fairy jokes? Perhaps it’s the slightly bizarre idea of someone collecting old teeth that gets people giggling. Let’s picture it: a fairy with a treasure chest, not of gold or jewels, but of discarded tiny teeth. It’s a little like a dentist meets Tinkerbell scenario, isn’t it? Plus, let’s be honest, there’s something hilarious about the stealthy tactics parents employ to ensure the “fairy’s” identity remains hidden.
From sneaking into rooms ninja-style to crafting elaborate stories about fairy currency rates, the Tooth Fairy saga is rife with comedic potential. Because when it comes to making light of growing up, what better way than chuckling over the fairy that pays for our pearly whites?!
Best Tooth Fairy Jokes
How do you know the tooth fairy is a journalist?
They’re always searching for the tooth.
Tom Hanks is making an animated movie about the Tooth Fairy.
It’s called The Molar Express.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Aches.
(Aches who?)
Ache tooth fairy, you have any teeth for me today?!
How do meth addicts pay for their habit?
The tooth fairy.
Who’s the poorest person in West Virginia?
The Tooth Fairy.
Yo mama so poor, the tooth fairy gave us food stamps.
Did you hear about the kid who lost both of his parents in a car crash?
Per him, not only did he lose his parents, but Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny all forgot about him that year too.
What’s the Tooth Fairy’s favorite time?
Two thirty.
What is the only thing the tooth fairy teaches children?
They can sell body parts for money.
What do you call the Tooth Fairy in a lamp?
A Hygenie.
Why would the Tooth Fairy make a great detective?
Because she always finds the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.
What does the tooth fairy sell on Etsy?
Enamel pins!
A 5-year-old girl just lost a baby tooth and the dentist was explaining to her that if she put her tooth under the pillow at night that the tooth fairy would come and leave money in its place. Whereupon the little girl says, all co*cky, “I know all about that doctor. As a matter of fact, I know what the tooth fairy looks like!”
Doctor with an inquisitive look, “You do?”
The little girl replies, “I sure do, I’ve seen her.”
The doctor asks, “You have?”
The Little girl replies, “You bet, do you wanna know what the tooth fairy looks like?”
The dentist nodded his head and she motioned him closer and she whispers, “It looks just like my momma but, naked.”
Why would a judge make a good tooth fairy?
Because they want the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.
Where does a majority of a hockey player’s salary come from?
The tooth fairy.
Yo mama broker than a tooth fairy in a meth house.
What is the tooth fairy’s favorite Arctic animal?
Molar Bear.
What do you call a gay dentist?
The Tooth Fairy.
Little Johnny’s father asked him, (now aged 10), “Do you know about the birds and the bees?”
“I don’t want to know!” little Johnny said, bursting into tears.
Confused, the father asked little Johnny what was wrong.
“Oh Dad,” Little Johnny sobbed, “At age six I got the ‘there’s no Santa’ speech. At age seven I got the ‘There’s no Easter bunny’ speech. Then at age 8, you hit me with the ‘there’s no tooth fairy’ speech! If you’re going to tell me now that grown-ups don’t really f*ck, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”
What do tooth fairies have on their phones?
Bluetooth.
Why did the tooth fairy refuse to visit the dentist?
Because she was afraid of getting drilled!
What is the tooth fairy’s favorite Christmas song?
“All I Want for Christmas is Your Two Front Teeth!”
Why is the tooth fairy so good at quizzes?
They have wisdom teeth!
How did the tooth fairy stick her broken wand back together?
With toothpaste.
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What’s a tooth fairy’s side hustle?
Prostitooth.
What do you get when you cross a dentist and a boat?
A tooth fairy.
Who is the odd one out between Santa Claus, the Easter bunny, Bill Cosby, and the tooth fairy?
The Easter bunny, the rest only come when you are sleeping.
Do you have a funny Tooth Fairy joke? Write down your own Tooth Fairy puns in the comment section below!
